a short visit to Germany (from my tourist bureau)....

football: Germany was just the better team on the day.
Right, enough said; I don't do footie; Much better than
that are the tasty delights of the Republic; samples of
which you can see below:















If you find ice cream too cold, we can offer something
slightly hotter for you:













You, too can visit Germany and sample these delights!
(Oh, and don't forget our big sausages!)

signed: Your tourist bureau.