crazy horse - short poem by hornybloke

a rare recording of hornybloke's voice.
Citing a poem of incredible depth and full of
hidden meaning.
LISTEN TO IT HERE.

And before you ask, YES, you may still donate:
see my website or directly via paypal (just click this) £20000 still
needed to pay off student loan; it will go to a good home. All
you rich City people there with huge bonuses, do some good,
instead of buying your fourth mansion give to the homeless!

Tube suspended - hornybloke operating normally

Oh my god! - i don't believe it! - the tube is down;
it'll be flooding next;
But don't fret! - honrYbloKe is operating normally!
so gind the map! - and ...
ahh! - what a nice glass of beaujolais - goes down a treat!
blast! I given myself away!

On gruel and oatmeal now...

YES, you see, that's what i must eat now. you may still donate:
see my website or directly via paypal (just click this) £20000 still
needed; it will go to a good home.

Apart from that the summer seems over, so I am getting my waterproof
gear out (for you kinky bastards out there - yes, it's fun!!!),
I am going to see the sea soon, I do like watersports.

Nothing else has been happening. Still waiting for my special man!

The law

Now there's a few things that hornybloke would
change as Prime Minister, apart from the colour:

Scrap the Council Tax, it's sh?t!! Then, free willy,
of course - no more penalties of having a bit of
nookie in the free!
Then, of course I shall do a Robin Hood and re-distribute
the wealth - lets socialise!!

money shall be worthless, we will have co-ops, you scratch
my back and I'll do the weeding in your garden.

In the mean-time, tho' my bank is still sending demands,
so give generously! See previous July blog for details.

Latest just in!!!

Now, I gotta tell you this:
There was me minding my own business, having a cheese and pickle
sarnie in the Park. And you never guess what happened next!

Luckily, I had my old camera ready and managed to get a great
picture (below). There was this bloke on a horse and shouts
"Oi! - you there!", pointing some stick at me. I nearly choked on
a lovely piece of pickle.
"Oi!, you there!", this horseman shouted again. I said, "mind your
own bloody business!" But his friend just stared ahead. I bet there
were just two blokes riding home from the disco in full drag!

Pride

London Pride was wet and I didn't do the march; still,
I ventured out and enjoyed some of the scenery -

Bonk Holiday aftermath...

After putting away my waders and life-boat No 6
(no watersports but slight floods all round),
I reckon a bit of post-exercise stress relief was
be required, so I got myself beamed away, and
got caught by the security camera just that second
I was dematerilised - all disshevelled and with an
alien probe still somewhere....

NB: we need to make sure that London does not become
a squeaky clean, concreted over, boring place like New
York. We need the 1960/70's back!

guess what....

i have been proposed to!!!!!!
you see, a couple of days of pleasant, seasonally adjusted
weather, and life is getting better: thank you John,
after due consideration approval is given, so we shall
be trying (very trying). on the surprise I went to get
my hair cut

and still no end of this tedious sunshine!

getting a bit boring now, all that sun! i wanna see clouds and rain and sun
and clouds. apart from less heat (especially in the concrete jungle of London)
it looks prettier. you suddenly see your favourite cock in the sky!
in cloud shape - of course there may be other clouds...).
just got back from a booooring (yawn) meeting, then, off for some Osteo.

Afterwards, my best rain-dance will follow.

met a nice man

He has agreed to be shown in the pic so ere you are:
He is nice. went to the Barbican today and saw the "Curse of the Golden
Flower". A must see.
Anyhow, that's all, must go to bed

this is my friends' Russell called Jack. When he jumps at someone, he gets
told "Jack off!" and how strange those discerning looks of the prudish British
public are.
No, really, this poodle is an adorable creature and likes to eat, bark, play, lick
and fart (In any order you like). :-))

google fun

Highly amusing ...

take 20 seconds to do this, it's too funny not to.

1. go to www.google.com

2. click on "maps"

3. click on "get directions"

4. type "New York" in the first box (the "from" box)

5. type "London" in the second box (the "to" box) and click the 'Get Directions' button

6. scroll down to step #23 and see what it says.........................

evenin' all - 28th March (yep it's in anglais)

and the news are full of a "reckless" skier going down
the angel tube station escalator; well I think it's great
he must have had a little helper tho' - coz there's no
populus londiniis coming up the escalator he's skiing
down. try http://youtube.com/watch?v=fFqQOlYE4EE

:-)) and no, it wasn't me, I am here at mine as the
picture proves

Vrijdaag - XXIII rd March

evening all!
thought i'd wear my new hat! going camouflage with the
russian army - yummm!! all those horny russian men - slurp...

wishful thinking in my flat - think pink!

have a fun weekend everyone!!

h xxx

Mars - 8th - AD2007

HaPpY bIRThdAY,
Thomas!
there we go, I've said it now, it's his 38th!
He's getting on, will be able to draw his pensioners bus pass soon;

So happy days.

month III - day VII

another f%&* bleep-ing day in the office.
but i survived!!!

hey! yes! i survived!!! whoopeeeee!!!!
a game of tranquility sorted all this out and i am
calm again.
feeeling illuminated and perky again (as the pic
proves).
cannot wait till Saturday when I expect some pix back
that i took on 30 year old camera fotografica (no hablo
espanol by the way).
THAT'S ALL - C YA!

Coeln a.Rh. - last night

ere we go - just in via telegraph-
last nite's lunatic event in the Rhineland
Province of Prussia

04th III 2007 - eclypse

there we go, the eclipse has eclypsed. the moon been and
gone. alas! my poxy block of flats obstructed the tripodian
camera arrangement the moon decided to hide behind the
brick work. So, courtesy of the Beeb, I got a very nice pic
indeed. St Stephen's Tower + Luna - My own photo's got to
be developped first.

TTfn

beware of LUNA!! - an ecliptic event is NIGH!

in the Kingdom that has existed under the Act of Union since
1707 (much ta, Queen Anne - no, not you Mrs Robinson);
there will be an event much heralded, involving our satellite:

oh ye fools, it is not Sky 1 (disappeared it may have from the
virginious media empire); NO! it is the Moon!
It will be an umbratic event, so to speak.

Watch out, the eclipse is about (tonight after dark)-
will try to take picturesque photographic image.
laters

Zero Two - Month III - 2007

ello back.
hornybloke is feeling a little stressed out today.
too much noise in London - well at least Tottenham -
will be playing the Lottery tomorrow - if I win, then
it'll be at last goodbye to one of the worst parts of this country.

on a happier note - it's the weekend and I got time to meet
my friends.