Friday 25 February 2011

Now selling: Ice Cream from free-range women.

As per various news articles, one HERE,
you can now buy ice-cream made from
breast milk. The lactating women are
kept in pens, and are allowed to roam
freely.
Organic certification is pending but if
the feed was mainly from fast food shops,
then the ice cream may only be sold as
"seconds". Free range women from the
countryside, however, qualify as "organic"
provided they have no chains to hold them
in pens (e.g. kitchens) and they are not
allowed on the road (e.g. driving).

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