Bravo! Royal mail also privatised...

... a few months in, and - after having sold the family silver -
Royal Mail is also a gonner! Ah well, maybe, they could sell
London, or Scotland, no, wait, Cornwall should appeal to the
American market (Duchy of Cornwall - Royal connection etc)?

We'll see a Royal Mail letter delivered "Courtesy of American
Express" and if you receive 10 letters a day, you can have an
additional letter at no extra cost. Receive 1 letter a week, and
there will be a small, non-refundable charge for delivery. Just
imagine, "here is your mail, madam, sponsored by Microsoft!"